Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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