i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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