Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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