Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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