Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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