These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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