none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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