Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Dick very happy bro
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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