let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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