Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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