It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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