Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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