I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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