Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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