sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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