somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
