Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Alive.
So much puke
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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