Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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