What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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