he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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