Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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