If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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