i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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