That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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