Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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