there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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