Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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