ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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