Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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