Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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