Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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