So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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