i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Randomize
