I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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