I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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