She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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