I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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