That's intense
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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