why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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