I got chris browned last night
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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