Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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