Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Someone came in the potted fern
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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