There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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