But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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