Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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