i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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