Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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