i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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