Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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