to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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