I can't breathe out the right side of my face
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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