So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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