Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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