haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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