Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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